Yes, Father. The Bachelor Board.

[and he's still not answering. he's just. nodding solemnly.]

Yes, we do. But that's mostly my aunt's fault, not mine. Otherwise, my life would be exceedingly normal. Breakfasting on the elevated patio, tennis in the afternoon, gelato for a snack, and perhaps some light exercise in the evening hours. [he sighs again.

and then perks up.]

Oh, should we do the makeover tonight? That would be fun.