I mean, objectively speaking, you're an absolute work of art, so in terms of physicality, it'll definitely be like flies to honey! But I personally am not in the habit of making out with guys, especially guy friends, sober or otherwise intoxicated! So! Haha!

[the laugh creaks a little, and he changes the topic immediately.]

By the way, what's up with you and the number nine?

[his. magatama earrings.]