Okay, first of all, I am not boring. Second, by-the-book can also mean a classic adherence to tried-and-true style and labels, without splashing into anything too couture! Time has told us what brands last and which don't—and while fashion may change, classic pieces and names have survived throughout. There's a healthy level of respect that goes along with that!

[he brightens.]

Actually, I have a lovely 40-hour course pertaining to the subject of elegance that I prepared some time ago! I think anyone would find it to be quite the exhilarating topic, and as far from boring as you can get!

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