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Yeah, a decent hot or frozen chocolate! Ha!
[he chuckles at his own joke, before his face grows serious suddenly.]
But seriously, I’ve been here for like an hour and nobody’s offered to make me one!
[he chuckles at his own joke, before his face grows serious suddenly.]
But seriously, I’ve been here for like an hour and nobody’s offered to make me one!
I do, in theory, but really, why would I?
[why would he?
he says this straightfaced and flat, without a hint of irony.
and looks expectantly at limbo.
:)?]
[why would he?
he says this straightfaced and flat, without a hint of irony.
and looks expectantly at limbo.
:)?]
Ahh, I see what you're getting at.
I'll book you in for one makeover, courtesy of me.
I'll book you in for one makeover, courtesy of me.
Oh, you know, the usual—hair, nails, clothes, stuff like that.
After the way you started going feral at the end, there, it seems like you’d need it!
After the way you started going feral at the end, there, it seems like you’d need it!
We all have a wild side to us, Father—excepting me, of course. I'm a gentleman.
[he beams.]
It's a done deal, then—I'll fix your hair, and you make me a hot and/or frozen chocolate!
[he beams.]
It's a done deal, then—I'll fix your hair, and you make me a hot and/or frozen chocolate!
A gentleman can only fight demons when he has no wildness within. That way, the demons have nothing to latch on to. It's simple logic.
[is it
anyway, he sees you and your hot chocolate making movements, and perks up further. hooray! another success.]
Henry Fielding once famously said that "fashion is the science of appearance", so I suppose you could consider me somewhat of a scientist, don't you agree?
[is it
anyway, he sees you and your hot chocolate making movements, and perks up further. hooray! another success.]
Henry Fielding once famously said that "fashion is the science of appearance", so I suppose you could consider me somewhat of a scientist, don't you agree?
Five packets and whole milk, please. I found that four was too few when Apollo made it. [anyway, kaz shakes his head.] Demons just do whatever the hell they want. There's no use wasting time figuring it out beyond that.
[something something crush the bourgeoisie? whatever.]
Naturally. Although, I think fashion is something that everyone should devote themselves to.
[something something crush the bourgeoisie? whatever.]
Naturally. Although, I think fashion is something that everyone should devote themselves to.
Five packets? Nnnn. Very well.
[who the hell is apollo]
You don't think they have their own thoughts, their own motivations? I would almost call that heartless, huhu. [And a shrug.] But is it hard, to get into fashion? Can any person do such a thing, or is it only a select few?
[who the hell is apollo]
You don't think they have their own thoughts, their own motivations? I would almost call that heartless, huhu. [And a shrug.] But is it hard, to get into fashion? Can any person do such a thing, or is it only a select few?
No, they don't. Mostly they just want to possess and kill people. I dated one once—that sucked. She just used me to steal a skull encrusted with diamonds.
[he sighs, deeply and melancholically, but doesn't bother to expand or explain.]
Fashion is for everyone—and everyone has fashion. After all, as Kanye West pointed out, it's illegal to be naked!
[he sighs, deeply and melancholically, but doesn't bother to expand or explain.]
Fashion is for everyone—and everyone has fashion. After all, as Kanye West pointed out, it's illegal to be naked!
Ha, ha, ha. She was wearing a skin suit! I had no idea.
[he SIGHS AGAIN.]
Well, I do love a hot bubble bath. That's a wholeass mood.
[he SIGHS AGAIN.]
Well, I do love a hot bubble bath. That's a wholeass mood.
It was a serious problem! She tried to kill me, fucked up the premier ball of the season, and embarrassed me in front of everyone! Ugh!
[siiiiiIIIIIIIGHHHHH]
Absolutely not. The only person I need near my bath is Charles, my Mechabutler, to stream whatever sweet tunes and podcasts I feel like tolerating. Other than that? No one is to enter my bubbly domain.
[siiiiiIIIIIIIGHHHHH]
Absolutely not. The only person I need near my bath is Charles, my Mechabutler, to stream whatever sweet tunes and podcasts I feel like tolerating. Other than that? No one is to enter my bubbly domain.
No, it sucked. Trust me. My Bachelor Board rating fell substantially, and as much as I don't care about it, I was in no mood to tolerate the scorn of those that do. [he leans back forward, and slumps on to the counter] One of my darkest moments, Father. Please pray for past me.
[he looses another sigh, and looks up.] Oh, Charles? He's just my Mechabutler.
[YOU
ALREADY SAID THAT?]
[he looses another sigh, and looks up.] Oh, Charles? He's just my Mechabutler.
[YOU
ALREADY SAID THAT?]
Yes, Father. The Bachelor Board.
[and he's still not answering. he's just. nodding solemnly.]
Yes, we do. But that's mostly my aunt's fault, not mine. Otherwise, my life would be exceedingly normal. Breakfasting on the elevated patio, tennis in the afternoon, gelato for a snack, and perhaps some light exercise in the evening hours. [he sighs again.
and then perks up.]
Oh, should we do the makeover tonight? That would be fun.
[and he's still not answering. he's just. nodding solemnly.]
Yes, we do. But that's mostly my aunt's fault, not mine. Otherwise, my life would be exceedingly normal. Breakfasting on the elevated patio, tennis in the afternoon, gelato for a snack, and perhaps some light exercise in the evening hours. [he sighs again.
and then perks up.]
Oh, should we do the makeover tonight? That would be fun.
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