Caster of Limbo (
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PC WITH SHEILA
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toesies
2021-02-13 01:48 am (UTC)
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Oh, my god.
[GENTLY HORRIFIED.]
Are we being haunted?
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commedia
2021-02-13 01:51 am (UTC)
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...Haunted?
[Hmmmmm.]
At the time, I wasn't sure. You see, this humble priest was. Hm. Hm! The term, what was the term...
[what is it]
High.
[Yeah.]
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toesies
2021-02-13 02:30 am (UTC)
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[A slow blink.]
You were high. Off
what?
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commedia
2021-02-13 02:36 am (UTC)
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Weed.
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toesies
2021-02-13 03:04 am (UTC)
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We have weed?
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commedia
2021-02-13 03:05 am (UTC)
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We do, apparently. Mollymauk gave us some last night.
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toesies
2021-02-13 03:32 am (UTC)
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Molly has the good kush. Noted.
[Mollymauk providing a valuable service.]
Anyway—
[She snaps her fingers.]
You can't be comfortable like that. Let's get the blood off your clothes before it stains.
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commedia
2021-02-13 03:39 am (UTC)
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The good...okay?
[GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE]
...You don't have to help, but...I appreciate it. You're quite kind, Sheila.
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toesies
2021-02-13 04:02 am (UTC)
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Thanks! I try to be.
[Gently pat pats their upper arm.]
Come on. Let's grab some baking soda and vinegar from the kitchen, and then I'll rescue your clothes.
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commedia
2021-02-13 04:15 am (UTC)
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[They nod! Congrats Sheila you now have one (1) blood-covered 6'7" baby duckling following you for this.]
You certainly know a lot. I would've just washed them by hand, without those things.
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toesies
2021-02-13 04:28 am (UTC)
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[this height difference kills me every single time
but she shrugs, leading the way.]
I have a 16-year-old daughter
and
a uterus. Learning how to wash blood out is a matter of life or death.
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commedia
2021-02-13 04:35 am (UTC)
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Life or death! Ahaha, what a adventurous life.
[Its clearly just poking fun. But even they can acknowledge being a mother is hard work.]
Though, your daughter...is she aware you're somewhere like here?
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toesies
2021-02-13 04:59 am (UTC)
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Like you wouldn't even believe.
[Motherhood... She makes a little noise, shaking her head.]
No. And I hope she never finds out where her mother is right now.
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commedia
2021-02-13 05:20 am (UTC)
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...Eh?
[That answer surprises them.]
How come? Wouldn't she be happy for her mother?
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toesies
2021-02-15 12:31 am (UTC)
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No, more like she would be mad she wasn't invited. Which, for obvious reasons, is not something any mother wants for her daughter.
[Between you horny clowns and teen murder...]
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commedia
2021-02-15 12:42 am (UTC)
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...Oh.
[Well, then.]
And your...spouse? Do you have one?
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toesies
2021-02-15 02:58 am (UTC)
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[Sometimes... your daughter is just Like That.]
Yeah, happily married for two decades.
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commedia
2021-02-15 05:51 am (UTC)
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How wonderful.
[But...]
Your...spouse isn't here with you?
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toesies
2021-02-15 08:55 pm (UTC)
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It's the 21st century. Spouses are allowed to do stuff without each whenever they want.
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commedia
2021-02-16 11:36 pm (UTC)
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That's...well, that's powerful?
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[Hmmmmm.]
At the time, I wasn't sure. You see, this humble priest was. Hm. Hm! The term, what was the term...
[what is it]
High.
[Yeah.]
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You were high. Off what?
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[Mollymauk providing a valuable service.]
Anyway— [She snaps her fingers.] You can't be comfortable like that. Let's get the blood off your clothes before it stains.
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[GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE]
...You don't have to help, but...I appreciate it. You're quite kind, Sheila.
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[Gently pat pats their upper arm.]
Come on. Let's grab some baking soda and vinegar from the kitchen, and then I'll rescue your clothes.
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You certainly know a lot. I would've just washed them by hand, without those things.
no subject
but she shrugs, leading the way.]
I have a 16-year-old daughter and a uterus. Learning how to wash blood out is a matter of life or death.
no subject
[Its clearly just poking fun. But even they can acknowledge being a mother is hard work.]
Though, your daughter...is she aware you're somewhere like here?
no subject
[Motherhood... She makes a little noise, shaking her head.]
No. And I hope she never finds out where her mother is right now.
no subject
[That answer surprises them.]
How come? Wouldn't she be happy for her mother?
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[Between you horny clowns and teen murder...]
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[Well, then.]
And your...spouse? Do you have one?
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Yeah, happily married for two decades.
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[But...]
Your...spouse isn't here with you?
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[POWERFUL 21ST CENTURY SPOUSES]