CLOWNS PC

[commedia]

look i will find or make a shitpost i will

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[raws]

They're evil, jealous creatures that turned this land to ice.

[ He waves a hand. ]

That is, according to Professor Klauseron. The only way to combat them is Yule Energy. Maybe all this themed material has been protecting us all this time.

[commedia]

Perhaps...how odd. So we're all part of some grand ritual...

[He doesn't know if he likes that.]

So why did you say that beings like us weren't made for the place?

[raws]

Those are the words of our esteemed professor. He was a ghost of sorts.

We're in a space of converging dimensions, and our poor sacks of flesh won't survive.

[commedia]

[much to think about]

Mmmmm. Mmmmm! How bothersome. So this space, this voice between voids, is doomed from the start? And I guess this Yule Energy will help us survive?

[raws]

So it would seem.

[ Should he be more concerned their doom is imminent? Well, he's lived thousands of years already, who cares. ]

Those were his parting words: be merry.

[commedia]

"Be merry."

[A light squeeze to Belial's knee. What does he care, either? He's just convinced this body is another shikigami body he's made, and the real him is far, far away. So what? He's died more than he can count.]

Haha, well, we got started on that, didn't we?

[raws]

[ Oho? His eyes light up, knee falling away to make room for Limbo between his legs. ]

I daresay you have the right idea.

[commedia]

You really are insatiable.

[A light observation, as he slides his hand slowly up the man's leg.]

...You never did tell me what you and Lucilius are.

[raws]

You mean other than father and son?

[commedia]

Yes. Its not every day when you find people who have just lived for hundreds of years like it barely means anything.

[raws]

You're a priest. [ He cups Limbo's jaw. ] You can't tell that I'm an angel?

[commedia]

[He grins, teeth sharp.]

I'm a priest of Buddha. But even so, I can tell you're a rotten excuse for an angel. In the nicest way I can say that, hm.

[He's not an idiot. Even in the last place he was in, he was misusing Christian terms all over the place, mostly because he just thought it was a good joke for his current master of the time.]

[raws]

Well, I dare say you're a rotten priest.

[ Not that he has any idea what Buddha is. In any case, he is an angel as far as his world is concerned - rotten though he may be. ]

We make quite the pair.

[commedia]

Guilty as charged.

[Just goes and admits it. Why pretend to be anything else, with Belial?]

We do, don't we? [And a sigh.] I wish my fellow Disciples were anywhere near as fun as you. They're both a little too stuck-up.

[raws]

And what does being your disciple entail? [ He raises an eyebrow. ] I wouldn't mind receiving what you have to offer.

[commedia]

[He smiles, shakes his head.]

Hahaha. Don't be so eager, Belial, though I do welcome it, nnn. Not my disciple. I am but one of three for an all-powerful Master. My dearly beloved Lord Satan...but ahahaha. "Satan" is just my little joke. Not their actual name.

[raws]

Satan? [ He looks curious. There's a Satan back home as well - a real sexy boy. ] What a lovely pet name.

Is that what you call him when he's got you on your back?

[commedia]

[Limbo ducks their head, as if embarrassed, but the smirk on his face is anything but.]

I call them by their actual name. "Satan" was the sake of another to understand. I am really just a tool. A right hand to mess up the muddy waters, hm?

[raws]

Ah, isn't that a familiar story?

[ So pretty, he strokes his thumb over Limbo's jaw. ]

Did he make you?

[commedia]

A familiar story, mm?

[He leans into that touch, eyes lidded - its almost like he's going to purr.]

Not exactly. Not quite. My existence as it was had been present, but...I got quite improved, under their guidance. Had all the access I wanted to whatever I liked. Curses to consume. Gods to eat. These were such blessings given ever so freely.

[raws]

[ A kitty... So very cute. Belial laughs a little. ]

What a generous master. I can tell why you've devoted your life to them.

[commedia]

I shall be there at the start, and I shall be there when they descend and finally enact their plan. Whatever it might be. Huhuhu.

[And a hum.]

Hm. Is it a similar situation with you? You said it was familiar.

[raws]

Mm, Faa-san built me out of nothing to govern over my little piece of the world. Just one of his little experiments.

[ He smiles, wistful. ]

He doesn't seem too pleased with his result.

[commedia]

Did he, now?

[Limbo lets out a chuckle.]

Is he ever pleased with anything, I wonder?

[raws]

[ Limbo has a point. ]

His firstborn most likely. His greatest creation. [ He makes a face. ] Boring stiff though he is.