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Caster of Limbo ([personal profile] commedia) wrote2021-01-09 09:52 pm
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[kaz smiles indulgently. go off, you crazy hollywood method actor! live your dream!]

Well, doesn't that offer you a degree of freedom? Now you can choose to be whatever age you want!

I'd still choose over 21, though. Life's not worth living, or even possible, without the legal imbibement of alcohol.
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Are you telling me you've never been shitfaced?

Tragic, Father.
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-15 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
That sucks. We should definitely imbibe.

But haircut first! A professional must have standards, after all!
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-15 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Leave it to me!

[and he winks! wink!!





]


...That was a friendship wink, by the way! Best friends forever!
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-15 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[they wink all the way to the bathroom, where kaz proceeds to give him the best haircut ever, increasing the eboy level of the skilodge by at least tenfold.]
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-15 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[kaz pushes a pile of hair out of the way in order to move around to the other side of limbo. it probably jingles.]

Of course! And this is exactly what the doctor ordered when it comes to your jaw line, Father—look, soft, hard! It's a mixture of geometry and chaos, straight-laced and sultry!

I hope you didn't want the bells back, by the way. I have no idea where they are, now.
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, objectively speaking, you're an absolute work of art, so in terms of physicality, it'll definitely be like flies to honey! But I personally am not in the habit of making out with guys, especially guy friends, sober or otherwise intoxicated! So! Haha!

[the laugh creaks a little, and he changes the topic immediately.]

By the way, what's up with you and the number nine?

[his. magatama earrings.]
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-16 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! [it's immediate.] I'm in the habit of not making new habits. Always have been, actually! I'm very by-the-book!

[ANYWAY!!!]

Jade? Nice. A classic gem for a classic piece. Now that I look closer, they match your light lip and eye color, too! Solid accessorizing, Father.
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-16 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, first of all, I am not boring. Second, by-the-book can also mean a classic adherence to tried-and-true style and labels, without splashing into anything too couture! Time has told us what brands last and which don't—and while fashion may change, classic pieces and names have survived throughout. There's a healthy level of respect that goes along with that!

[he brightens.]

Actually, I have a lovely 40-hour course pertaining to the subject of elegance that I prepared some time ago! I think anyone would find it to be quite the exhilarating topic, and as far from boring as you can get!

[no]
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-16 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[what was that look for???

and it's not the first time that kaz has stared, slightly open-mouthed, at limbo doing something, but he at least catches himself this time, and pretends he wasn't—until the newly-shorn clown asks him for a 40-hour lap pillow, and his head snaps back, expression vaguely aghast.]


What? No!

That's so long! Go ask Ogata or something—he's probably used to it, with all of his Youtube military training to stay still for hours on end!
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-16 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Not all at once! I have a syllabus!
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[personal profile] bachelorbored 2021-01-16 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[kaz crosses his arms.]

Oh, ha, ha, ha. Just go sleep on my bed, if you're that drowsy.

And anyway, I think you'll find that you regret turning me down once you find out about my cashmere introductory lesson.