[And here is the notorious jester who completely ruined an entire trial because they could not resist the temptation of chocolate! And they're just...]
[Standing with a glass of water.]
[They blink at Childe.]
Ah. Hello. [A beat.] Would you like something, Childe? Tea?
[In Douman's defense, chocolate is tasty, even if it was potentially a person.]
Tea would be great, actually, thank you. [He was LOCKED OUT OF HERE yesterday so he is also wandering over to the vending machine for food.] How are you feeling, after all of that chocolate?
Well, it was enjoyable until people believed that it was somehow Kaz's body. Truly, I would've been able to tell that sort of thing! It was complete nonsense!
Kaz's killer? Mmmmm. Yes, that is still quite a riddle. I simply do not understand, myself. There is nothing here that could simply get rid of it so thoroughly...
Mm, I'd agree. [It's the most curious thing about everything that happened today, so it's caught his interest, even if he didn't know Kaz.] All I can think of is that it must've been a gift from one of our hosts, in some way.
Mm, maybe. I haven't spoken to several of them, so I can't say whether or not they'd provide that level of assistance. [He knows that nom was one of their valid theories floating around, but that would presumably...? Require extra assistance in some way as well?? He doesn't fucking know okay.]
But then, I'm not terribly familiar with much of the technology here. It's perfectly possible someone was just very creative.
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[Standing with a glass of water.]
[They blink at Childe.]
Ah. Hello. [A beat.] Would you like something, Childe? Tea?
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Tea would be great, actually, thank you. [He was LOCKED OUT OF HERE yesterday so he is also wandering over to the vending machine for food.] How are you feeling, after all of that chocolate?
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Tea? Very well. [And just moving over to the kettle.] And...not all bad. It was delicious.
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I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, at any rate. It made things more entertaining.
[Childe continues to not bother pretending he cares about dead people]
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Well, it was enjoyable until people believed that it was somehow Kaz's body. Truly, I would've been able to tell that sort of thing! It was complete nonsense!
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But he just fucking. Laughs. Because he's a bad person.]
Not that I don't believe you, but are you sure you would have?
[But he's grinning because he's joking... it was a stupid theory.]
What do you make of our culprit?
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[Just. Smiles. Haha!]
Our culprit? Mmmm. Don't you mean two? Unless one person did all that work and killed Kaz and Grell in one night...
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But he waves a hand.]
Ah, I was only thinking of Kaz's killer. How thoroughly they managed to dispose of him, to be precise.
[Does he care about Grell's murder even though he was suspected of it for like 2 seconds... no, not really... terrible.]
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Kaz's killer? Mmmmm. Yes, that is still quite a riddle. I simply do not understand, myself. There is nothing here that could simply get rid of it so thoroughly...
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Mm, I'd agree. [It's the most curious thing about everything that happened today, so it's caught his interest, even if he didn't know Kaz.] All I can think of is that it must've been a gift from one of our hosts, in some way.
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If they have that sort of power...then that would be an interesting twist, indeed.
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But then, I'm not terribly familiar with much of the technology here. It's perfectly possible someone was just very creative.
[what the fuck is a blender]