PC WITH LUCA VALENTINO

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Week 2, Tuesday

[notaccurate]

[After the above memshare (which I'll assume ends without them screaming in horror), Luca will send Douman a text!]

What are you wearing right now?

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Wearing?

My robes...why do you ask?

[notaccurate]

Just having a little fun. I was thinking about what is under those robes, honestly.

[If only he knew how to do a winky face emoji.]

[commedia]

Under the robes?

Well, I think you already know. :)

[guess who DOES know how to do an emoji]

[notaccurate]

You're right, it's hard to miss it when I've seen you naked before. Though those times were quite unsatisfactory, I want to undo those robes myself.

[The clown knows emojis, we're doomed.]

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They're quite complicated. Do you think you could manage it? If you do, you'll get a nice reward for your trouble.

[notaccurate]

Trying is half the fun, isn't it? And even if I couldn't get them all the way off, I could just loosen them enough to slip my hand in and feel just how firm those muscles of yours are.

[commedia]

You'd better explore my muscles thoroughly. I am quite proud of this body, and I recommend you take your sweet time.

[notaccurate]

Oh, I intend to. My hand might not be enough for the task, though. Want to know what else I might need to use to worship that body of yours?

[commedia]

You have me curious. What else do you need? Do tell.

[notaccurate]

[And this is where Luca leaves Douman on 'read'.]

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Luca, what do you need? Tell me, please.

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Luca did you put your phone down somewhere?

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Luca. Answer me immediately.

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[AND THIS IS NOW TURNING INTO A LIVE ACTION THREAD BECAUSE!! GUESS WHO IS BANGING AT YOUR DOOR. GUESS]

[notaccurate]

[Oh my! Who could possibly be upset with him right now?

Luca will go over to the door but he's not opening it yet. Because he fukken knows what's up but teasing is his indulgence today.]

Who is it?

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Lucaaaaa~

[What a sweet, wonderful voice!]

This is Douman, standing kindly at your door? Mmmmmm, let me in?

[notaccurate]

Oh~?

[His answer sounds just as sweet.]

Are you all dressed up fro a visit, then?

[commedia]

Maybe I am? You just have to open the door and see!

[notaccurate]

[Luca wonders if this counts as 'leaving Douman on read'.

But yes, Luca will go ahead and open the door. He's learning against the open door while smirking.]

So what do I owe this pleasure?

[As if he doesn't already know.]

[commedia]

...

[Here's Douman! They're smiling! It's not a nice smile.]

[They reach out to grab Luca by the shoulder, nails digging in.]

You, Luca. I don't like being kept waiting on my questions.

[notaccurate]

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Ah- well-

Come on in then?

[He now has regrets about leaving the clown on read. I can't wait for nail evidence to come up at trial.]

[commedia]

[And of course, they're shoving Luca back in the direction of the nearest bed. Terrible.]

So? What else do you need to worship me, hmmm? Do tell.

[notaccurate]

[Luca's room is on the first floor, so they can absolutely shove Luca in that direction. And while Luca does look a bit startled he is also not regretting this at all. A heated clown is a good clown.]

Ahh, well, surely your imagination can fill in the gaps?

[He is licking his lips though. And oh look there's the bed!]

[commedia]

My imagination needs a little help.

[They grab Luca by the shoulder, moving in for a heated, teeth-filled kiss, pushing his body down so he can lean over them.]