PC WITH SHEILA

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[Looks at filter name. Looks away.]

All I'm saying is, it could use a little diversifying.

[She will stop complaining once they get more leg space, it's fine.]

Bingo. [... A beat, as she realizes how fucking tall they are.] Are you comfortable like that?

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Well, you can certainly follow your own ideas, if the ones going around aren't your taste...

[And..........yeah, this is a little ridiculous looking? It's fine. Douman folds their hands in their laps.]

Its...very interesting. But I'm alright? I'm not used to chairs being so...sinking.

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[This is so ridiculous looking. Cannot believe we need to save the clown from a beanbag.]

Yeah... [Trailing off while staring at them uncomfortably.] I don't think this is great for your ass. Want to ditch the beanbags and relocate to the space chairs?

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[Beanbag: 1
Clown: 0]

If you want...I'm just glad to sit with you, regardless.

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[She presses a hand to her chest.]

That's so sweet... [And she sounds touched, really!] But I also don't want to be source of your inevitable backpain, so let's move.

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Alright.

[AND TIME TO GET OUT OF THE BEANBAG but this is actually hard so they kind of slump back in the beanbag. [roblox voice] oof]

Oh, this is a devious trap of a chair-!

[toesies]

Ooh.

[She grimaces, cringing a little when they slump back.]

Here, I'll give you a hand.

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Oh, thank you.

[Time to be pulled up! Its fine, they won't put all their weight on Sheila, luckily! That being done, Douman just frowns at the beanbag.]

I do hope the modern era doesn't have all chairs like that one...

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[Up they go! Once Douman is steady on their feet, Sheila plants her hands on her hips and frowns at the beanbag.]

Not all of them. Some are even worse.

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[nani]

Even worse? How so?

[toesies]

Ever sat down on a bad office chair? It will fuck up your glutes for years.

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I have...not, but then again, this humble priest is far more used to sitting on their knees or in a seated position than on chairs! So I suppose its right to miss out on such things.

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Lucky for you, "your loss" doesn't apply in this case.

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I suppose it doesn't! The modern era truly has brought all sorts of inventions, wonderful and terrible, all at once, mm!

[And now that brings to mind a question.]

This may be an odd question, but...what device do you believe you like the most? From your time, I mean.

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Not odd at all. I've met several people who don't know what a waffle is, so the bar is incredibly high right now.

[Sheila, please.

That said, she pauses for a second before she offers an actual answer.]

That's a tough one, though... I guess, cellphones? They're useful in emergences, and you can watch funny dog videos on them.

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A waffle is...

[Furrows their eyebrows. Give them a second.]

Its a type of food, yes? I've personally never had it.

[So much to do, so much to see SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING TH- okay. Okay, no.]

The devices that we were given! How interesting. I knew you can text on them but...dog videos? You can really do that?

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[There is an increasing look of concern on her face when they trail off, until they figure out what a waffle is. Then she relaxes.]

Oh, god. You had me worried for a second.

[Why are waffles important? We just don't now.]

Maaaaybe not on these ones. But you can on my iPhone!

[Can't believe the mods are about to get sued by Apple.]

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Worried? Ah, are waffles that important?

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Your...what phone? There's an eye on your phone? That can show dog videos?

[FASCINATING]