[THEY MAY BE TALKING ABOUT THIS CALMLY but she kind of. Pauses. Furrows her eyebrows. Frowns sympathetically.]
... I'm sorry. I know how it feels to wake up one morning and suddenly, you have to deal with a completely different food pyramid. It's so hard to deal with this by yourself.
[Gently reaches over to pat pat a clarm (clown arm).]
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O-Okay...? [PROCESSING, PROCESSING...] Wait. I know why I have to eat people, but why you?
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[A little sigh, like "just can't help it".]
It seems that I have been made into a carnivorous beast. Not that I crave it, or it is necessary, but...it is part of my nature, as I am.
[douman please don't talk about this so calmly]
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[THEY MAY BE TALKING ABOUT THIS CALMLY but she kind of. Pauses. Furrows her eyebrows. Frowns sympathetically.]
... I'm sorry. I know how it feels to wake up one morning and suddenly, you have to deal with a completely different food pyramid. It's so hard to deal with this by yourself.
[Gently reaches over to pat pat a clarm (clown arm).]
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[And what a nice gesture? Douman looks over at the patting hand, looking...grateful? Aw, nice to have cannibal support.]
Though...I understand my situation, but yours? How did you come to...be like that?
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Well... [She tilts her head, thinking.] I ate some bad clams, threw up an organ, died, and then I woke up like this.
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...Pardon? [It sounds so simple that Douman isn't sure if she isn't just joking.] You...threw up an organ and died? From eating clams?
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Very bad clams. They were infected with an ancient virus.
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[???????]
A virus transformed you into...what you are now?
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