It was a serious problem! She tried to kill me, fucked up the premier ball of the season, and embarrassed me in front of everyone! Ugh!
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Absolutely not. The only person I need near my bath is Charles, my Mechabutler, to stream whatever sweet tunes and podcasts I feel like tolerating. Other than that? No one is to enter my bubbly domain.
No, it sucked. Trust me. My Bachelor Board rating fell substantially, and as much as I don't care about it, I was in no mood to tolerate the scorn of those that do. [he leans back forward, and slumps on to the counter] One of my darkest moments, Father. Please pray for past me.
[he looses another sigh, and looks up.] Oh, Charles? He's just my Mechabutler.
[and he's still not answering. he's just. nodding solemnly.]
Yes, we do. But that's mostly my aunt's fault, not mine. Otherwise, my life would be exceedingly normal. Breakfasting on the elevated patio, tennis in the afternoon, gelato for a snack, and perhaps some light exercise in the evening hours. [he sighs again.
and then perks up.]
Oh, should we do the makeover tonight? That would be fun.
he's completely elated, and takes a sip immediately, swishing it around in his mouth like a wine connoisseur.]
Hmm... a bit powdery, I think, but that's to be expected. I'd give it a three out of ten—the best score yet!
[kaz is smiling warmly at limbo, who is now definitely his favorite person in this shithouse.]
I think you'd suit a shorter cut—it would accentuate the gentle line of your face, your stately chin, and higher cheekbones. You really do have a good face for fashion, Father! It's a shame the church grabbed you before the runway could!
[KAZ DON'T DRINK YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE LIKE WINE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU]
Ahahaha. Three? Ah, room for improvement...
[And what an interesting image. Limbo tilts their head, considering.]
Thank you for such flattering words about my looks, mm! And a short cut...ah, why not? I'm intrigued, now. And unfortunately, my faith carries me far from such professions. You'll have to do such things in my stead!
Oh, you bet! Neo Yokio Fashion Week, look out! Ha ha ha!
[kaz is in genuinely good spirits right now.]
Ahh, this is more like it. A mug [bowl, really] of hot chocolate in hand, and a total image change on the horizon... yes, this is the real reason for the season!
What about eyeliner? You could probably rock a lip color, honestly.
[with zero inhibitions, kaz leans closer, and—hey, sure enough! makeup!]
Green! That's a bold choice. But there's something about it that suits you. Perhaps it's your absolutely eccentric accessorizing, or just the fact that you're a complete weirdo overall!
[he leans back again, like he said absolutely nothing wrong, and takes a deep draught of hot choccie.]
Anyway, you should mix it up. If you're going to insist on neons anyway, why not try a few different shades? Or even something a bit more neutral, to compliment it?
Oh, I wouldn't go so far as to say your greatest, but yeah, it's pretty good. [he nods pleasantly, and suddenly seems to realize something.] Are there any marshmallows?
Who is your "lord", anyway? The mayor, or something?
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Absolutely not. The only person I need near my bath is Charles, my Mechabutler, to stream whatever sweet tunes and podcasts I feel like tolerating. Other than that? No one is to enter my bubbly domain.
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[YAY ALMOST GETTING KILLED BY DEMONS]
Suit yourself. Though...what is this about a Mechabutler?
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[he looses another sigh, and looks up.] Oh, Charles? He's just my Mechabutler.
[YOU
ALREADY SAID THAT?]
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Haha! I don't know what that is. You mages lead such peculiar lives!
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[and he's still not answering. he's just. nodding solemnly.]
Yes, we do. But that's mostly my aunt's fault, not mine. Otherwise, my life would be exceedingly normal. Breakfasting on the elevated patio, tennis in the afternoon, gelato for a snack, and perhaps some light exercise in the evening hours. [he sighs again.
and then perks up.]
Oh, should we do the makeover tonight? That would be fun.
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[And here's the hot chocolate, all nice and ready! He presents it with a bow. He had to get a pretty large cup for this...]
Haha, why not? I always need some form of entertainment in my life.
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he's completely elated, and takes a sip immediately, swishing it around in his mouth like a wine connoisseur.]
Hmm... a bit powdery, I think, but that's to be expected. I'd give it a three out of ten—the best score yet!
[kaz is smiling warmly at limbo, who is now definitely his favorite person in this shithouse.]
I think you'd suit a shorter cut—it would accentuate the gentle line of your face, your stately chin, and higher cheekbones. You really do have a good face for fashion, Father! It's a shame the church grabbed you before the runway could!
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Ahahaha. Three? Ah, room for improvement...
[And what an interesting image. Limbo tilts their head, considering.]
Thank you for such flattering words about my looks, mm! And a short cut...ah, why not? I'm intrigued, now. And unfortunately, my faith carries me far from such professions. You'll have to do such things in my stead!
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[kaz is in genuinely good spirits right now.]
Ahh, this is more like it. A mug [bowl, really] of hot chocolate in hand, and a total image change on the horizon... yes, this is the real reason for the season!
What about eyeliner? You could probably rock a lip color, honestly.
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[Is he laughing with Kaz or at him? Hard to tell!]
[But at the last one, Limbo's smirk grows, and he moves to lean on the counter next to the young man, moving in close.]
Take a look. I already have some.
[And his eyes flutter closed - sure enough, there's some green eyeliner already there! And his lips are tinted a subtle light green.]
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Green! That's a bold choice. But there's something about it that suits you. Perhaps it's your absolutely eccentric accessorizing, or just the fact that you're a complete weirdo overall!
[he leans back again, like he said absolutely nothing wrong, and takes a deep draught of hot choccie.]
Anyway, you should mix it up. If you're going to insist on neons anyway, why not try a few different shades? Or even something a bit more neutral, to compliment it?
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[He's just going to stay like this, moving to lean his chin into a hand.]
I haven't really thought about it. You see, this is simply the look I was summoned with.
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[kaz leans on one hand, holding the mug in his other.]
Summoned by who?
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[His smile slides up into an amused smirk.]
Why, none other than my beloved Lord..........................Satan.
[And a pause.]
Haha! No. No, I'm kidding.
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Good one, Father! Imagine! A holy man in the service of the devil! Ha ha ha!
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[It really was a joke, but probably not in the way Kaz thought.]
Nnnn, but my Lord is great and powerful, you know? Truly someone I'm more than happy to follow.
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Who is your "lord", anyway? The mayor, or something?
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[And so, he sweeps back over to the cabinet to look for some.]
No! Nothing as small as a mayor. Mmm. You could say they have the power to change the entire world.
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Any marshmallows?
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[Just plops the bag right in front of him.]
...Say, Kaz. Would you consider yourself a powerful mage?
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[:)!!!]
Well, not to play my own french horn, but, yeah. I'm the most respected and well-known magistocrat in Neo Yokio, after all.
[this doesn't seem to bother him. he extracts a handful, and deposits them all into his hot chocolate.]
Perfection.
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[And a low, sweeping bow, almost instantly, his tone ever so ingratiating.]
Oh, dear Kaz. May this humble priest ask you of a favor, then? I don't know who else to turn to...
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[He shifts back up into a straight, standing position. splaying a hand against his chest.]
Well, its obvious, isn't it? I'm not human. But I cannot exist in this world for long. And its only mages like you that can help me.
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You're not human?
[was it obvious??]
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